The Final Seduction: A Saucy Send-Off for the Old Life
14 Days of Farewell Eulogies, Tenderised Meaty Release & Fierce, Erotic, and Sacred Rituals of Goodbye, Grief, and ‘Hasta Luego Senorita!’ PLUS Bold Wild Invitations to Claim Your Next Life Baby!
In Order To Come Alive, Erotically Alive, First, One Must Die.
This is a funeral. For the versions of me that are done. That I’m ready to let go, let die, let compost to fertilise the woman I am becoming. The woman that I AM.
I’m burying them darlings. I’m literally, ok, well metaphorically, ritually, killing my darlings.
And as the pyre burns baby burns, I’m offering these last offerings from this era of my work, before everything is simply ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and this mistress rises anew.
If you’ve felt the ache to step forwards to be in my energy, space, erotic power and creative magic, then this is your moment sweetheart. This is your last chance to seize these offers before the pyre turns to ash and everything you’ve known is reborn anew.
14 days. One last tango with the dead.
A wild, wicked, and raw ritual to torch the old stories,
rage with fire and venom, grieve like a goddamn outlaw,
and claim your fierce, messy, unholy, unapologetic rebirth.
This is no gentle goodbye. This is a deliciously dark farewell ~ part feast, part seduction ~ a savage funeral feast for the worn-out versions of you who’ve held you back. The part that played it safe, kept her best lingerie hidden, swallowed her desires, crossed her legs on her lust, and kept their fierce edges tucked away in the dark.
Here, we face death like a lover: licking his face, sniffing at his heart, tasting the grief and wild sorrow, not to surrender to it, but to live fuller and fiercer on the other side.
This is your invitation to gather round the pyre, to rage, to mourn, to howl, to laugh, and to dance barefoot on the grave of old fears, tired stories, and shrunken headed prices. To pour poison on the past. To seduce death itself.
Claim your power and your pleasure. Own your rage and revel in your wildness. This is the final seduction before everything fractures and explodes into something fierce, raw, and utterly new.
WHO IS THIS FOR?
This is for the wild-hearted, the fierce mourners, the rebels who are done hiding their edges. For those craving to step fully into their power, even if that means dancing naked with grief and rage first.
If you want a tame farewell, this isn’t for you. But if you want a ritual that stings and heals, that burns and blossoms, then come. This is your invitation.
WHY NOW? Because the Pyre Won’t Wait.
The final embers are glowing and when the flames die, so do these prices. This is the last seduction, a parting gift from my past life, from your past life ~ the one we refuse to carry any longer. Let’s claim our passage before the ashes settle and the new dawn eclipses the old.
These prices and packages will never be offered again like this. This is the final seduction ~ a closing ceremony for the old offers, the old energies, the old you. Once the pyre burns out, so do these deals.
I’m done with these old identities running the show in my life, my heart, my bedroom, my boardroom. Maybe you are too.
🔥 OFFER 1: THE LAST FLAME
1:1 PRIVATE CEREMONY SESSION ~ £150 (75 minutes ~ normally £222)
🔥 OFFER 2: THE POWER BUNDLE
3 FOUNDATIONAL SELF-STUDY PROGRAMS ~ £333 (normally £666)
🔥 OFFER 3: THE EMBERS COLLECTION
THE ‘VIVA THE REVOLUTION!’ MASTERCLASS TRIO ~ £44 (normally £88)
How to Join This Ceremony
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Offers close when the funeral ends midnight 10th aug ‘25
No waiting rooms. No hoops. Just wild devotion to your rebirth.
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🔥 OFFER 1: THE LAST FLAME 1:1 PRIVATE CEREMONY SESSION ~ £150 (75 minutes ~ normally £222)
Raw, ruthless, intimate. We’ll meet on our knees at the altar of your truth & name what’s dead, shatter blocks, rip through grief, and summon the fierce, unchained creative witch you’ve been hiding.
We’ll gather the gold in the ashes. And we’ll light what’s next for you, whether that’s creative projects, unmet desires, empowered pricing, ownership of your power, integral expression, or the business alchemy of a leader.
This is your personal ritual ~ no fluff, no waiting ~ just power and release.This is for when you know it’s time to shed something old & do it differently.
Come if you want a session that’s part coaching, part eulogy, part resurrection spell & full power magic.→ 10 spots available
→ Booking closes when the ritual ends -
🔥 OFFER 2: THE POWER BUNDLE 3 FOUNDATIONAL SELF-STUDY PROGRAMS ~ £333 (normally £666)
You’ll get lifetime access to:
The Power Keys: “I’ve Got The Power! The Bridge from Being to Becoming” ~ Energetics & tools for creating unshakeable foundations to launch, build & grow from. (£111)
The Alignment Keys: Your Unique Blueprint for Living In, From & As Alignment ~ Clarity & Integrity for your Vision, Why & Values for creating a creatively beautiful & joyful life. (£222)
The Freedom Keys: From Fear, to Safety & Sensuality! ~ The nervous system program for creative geniuses (£333)
These are the pillars of my body of work. The 3 self-study tomes of dark magic & wild awakening. The core spells to break old chains, stoke your erotic fire & build a sanctuary for your unruly creative soul.
These will disappear ~ poof! ~ once the funeral ends & will never exist again in this price.
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🔥 OFFER 3: THE EMBERS COLLECTION THE ‘VIVA THE REVOLUTION!’ MASTERCLASS TRIO ~ £44 (normally £88)
A taste of the flame. Short, fiery, and delicious.
Three sharp, explosive masterclasses to slash through your creative fog, spark erotic truth, creative boldness, and unfiltered aliveness.
Why Creative Living is The Revolution
Becoming A Pleasure Activist
The Ridiculous Ask + Embracing 100 Rejections!
Rituals to ignite your voice, unleash presence, and anchor your power.
Down all three and burn bright like the wicked phoenix you are. -
🔥 OFFER 4: THE WHOLE DAMN FUNERAL PYRE ALL OF THE ABOVE ~ £444 (value over £950)
You're ready for all of it.
The private fire.
The foundational trilogy.
The masterclass sparks.
You want to build your erotic aliveness from the ground up. The full sacred alchemy ~ wrapped into one irresistible rite.
Burn everything down. Rise wildly, fiercely, wholly.
This is your unshackling, your declaration, your resurrection.This is for the wild woman at the edge of change.
You know what’s dead. You’re ready to walk forward.